LOTR stands for Lord of the Rings. In this paragraph we could discuss the intricate details of the construction of a most proper hole in the ground.

Now, a wonderful quote!

There were many paths that lead up into those mountains, and many passes over them. But most of the paths were cheats and deceptions and lead nowhere or to bad ends; and most of the passes were infested by evil things and dreadful dangers. [Page 64 of The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkin ]